So, one day Parish decides that it isn't worth it and he gets some dick instead.Īnd that scene is fade to black and that's how the whole story ends. And I don’t think my experience is unusual. I get slipped more phone numbers than I want. I can feel women mentally undressing me just about everywhere I go.

Maybe girls were objectified back in the old days, but now, I swear it is the guys. I have seen the old movies with guys getting worked up over the girls and the girls playing hard to get and not putting out. I could tell he had always looked down on my family, although just like with the girls dumping me, I had no idea why.Īnd let me tell you, you would be traumatized too, if you had problems like Parish: As usual, the narrative voice is winsome, the characters are inviting, and the story conveys a solid amount of depth. I wouldn’t ask either, unless I was desperate like last night. Luke Hartwell, author of Memory and Madness and other works of fiction, puts together yet another short story that is both charming and sexy. Parish is so victimized by the international lobby of cold misandrist bitches that it's affecting his familial relations: Girls, why would you ever dump someone like that?Īnd this should be enough to give you an idea of the problem that Parish has, but no. It's like he's in my head, like he has ESPN or something. So I treat them right and get dumped.Īnd he obviously GETS women, so much. My problem is that I always fall in love and want to treat them right. Your basket The RRP is the suggested or Recommended Retail Price of a product, set by the publisher or manufacturer. Seems like girls want to be treated badly these days, want guys to play hard to get, almost like they are doing the girl a favor by fucking them. They were dumping me because after a while they got tired of me and wanted to be fucked by someone else for a while. and music, I guess? But nothing is important if it's not related to being the martyr of the manly race and thinking stuff like: Parish's hobbies are: fucking women, being a male rights philosopher, feeling objectified and underappreciated by women, getting dumped by women. RIGHT! And yet, I still feel cheated, out of 40 minutes of my life and 200KB that I could use for something more spiritually enriching, like this gif:

With a title like that, I shouldn't expect anything, right?

Memory and Madness by Luke Hartwell